One too many I think

We have just seen the funniest thing. FBS next door has just come out of his house and got on his motorbike. We think he was a bit worse for wear. He started his bike and did a wheelie down the road narrowly missing two young Thai boys playing football. Not bad for a 70 year old. He was half way down the street before he could get his front wheel back on the ground. Oh I wish I had had the guts to video it. I don't think he would have noticed being so drunk.