We've eaten somethings but!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday we bought some sausages for breakfast. Cooked them in the frying pan and the skins were so tough our knives and forks were bouncing off. We chewed lots and ate them, they were quiet tasty. So today I decided to just put them in boiling water (like frankfurters). They were still tough so we decided to "peel" them. It was then we realised they were all individually wrapped in plastic. Sausages in condoms I ask you.